Cuba Life by Alexander Myslivets
(Cuba)
This week’s patron saint.
» via gadlingSome jerk sent us two boxes of this awful book (SPOILER ALERT: George Washington - Patriot; George Soros - Pinhead) instead of anything soldiers at a remote outpost in Afghanistan might need, like, say, food or soap. Just burned the whole lot of them on my Commander’s orders.
(via You know you want to knit a sweater for a penguin | Grist)
Okay, no. I’d rather just have the sweater-wearing penguin as a pet. Or a mascot. Yeah, it’s really more of a mascot thing.
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npr:
The great thing about ugly and/or mortifying cakes is that people keep making them, and then buying them, and then eating them (maybe), and then making more. That’s what keeps Jen Yates in business. (via ‘Wreck The Halls’: Explore The Terrifying, Hilarious World Of Holiday Baking : Monkey See)
Photo credit: Andrews McMeel
SUPER BOWEL.
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Portland.
Thank zod they said “almost.”
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» via thefuckwouldisaywhatforI hate it when that happens.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
(Source: waytoomuchportland)
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I’M SORRY, IS THAT A COMPACT DISC? YOU BOUGHT A COMPACT DISC?
I’M NOT EVEN MAKING FUN OF YOUR MUSIC TASTE FOR ONCE. I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU FOUND IT. DID YOU HAVE TO ASK JEEVES WHERE THEY STILL SELL THOSE?
HEY, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT, HIT ME UP ON MY BEEPER LATER AND LET ME KNOW IF IT’S ANY GOOD. PUT 911 SO I KNOW IT’S IMPORTANT.
NEW FAVORITE TUMBLR.
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Cool looks for winter.
Official winter onesie of EDS.
» via thefuckwouldisaywhatforThe Secret to a Long Marriage
People have asked me, “What’s the secret to a long marriage?”
I tell them, “You don’t get divorced.”
- Olivia Harrison, wife of (quite possibly philandering) George Harrison from 1978-2001
(Source: hbo.com)
With only that enigmatic smile to go on, we may never know how she really takes her coffee.
"The sad beauty in the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence."
— Charles Bukowski (via peaceblaster)(Source: breakfromlife777)
The terrorists have won.
No need to say you’re sorry. Just MOVE AWAY FROM HERE.
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» via animalstalkinginallcapsUSE YOUR EYES, MARTIN. THOSE ARE OBVIOUSLY RAINCLOUDS.
DIANE VON FURSTENBERG MADE ME THIS HAT IN 2006.
SHE MADE IT. FOR ME.
I GET ANGRY WHEN YOU BREATHE ON IT, SO I HIGHLY DOUBT YOU’LL CONVINCE ME TO TAKE IT PUDDLE JUMPING.
WE’RE STAYING IN TONIGHT. CALL KEEN’S AND HAVE THEM READY SOME MUTTON CHOPS. AFTER YOU PICK THEM UP WE’LL WATCH I AM LOVE. IT HAS TILDA SWINTON IN IT. HE’S MY FAVORITE ACTOR.
