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You wouldn’t know it from the picture, but this is from a Tumblr called “How to Talk to Girls at Parties.”
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY, I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD. IT’S FREE TO SIGN UP AND YOU CAN SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR OFF OUR ALREADY LOW PRICES. JUST HEAD OVER TO GUEST SERVICES AND FILL OUT OUR SIMPLE-
OR TOTALLY IGNORE ME. THAT’S COOL TOO.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY, I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD IT’S FREE TO SIGN UP AND YOU CAN SAVE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS A YEAR OFF OUR ALREADY LOW-
OR NOT. WHATEVER. THANKS FOR SHOPPING SAFEWAY. I HAVE A MASTER’S DEGREE, YOU KNOW. FIFTY GRAND IN DEBT. WORKING AT THE SUPERMARKET. NO BIG DEAL.
HELLO AND WELCOME TO SAFEWAY. PLEASE KILL ME I’M LISA. TODAY ALL OF OUR SOUP IS BUY ONE GET ONE FREE WITH YOUR SAFEWAY CLUB CARD …
Also: KITTEH IN THE SUPERMARKET! LOVE!
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» via animalstalkinginallcapsHELLO AND WELCOME TO JAMBA JUICE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE OF OUR NEW AWESOME APPLE CINNAMON WHIRL’NS?
I’M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. THIS IS A CHAIR AND I’M YOUR DOG. HOW WAS WORK?
Holy overkill, Batman!
(P.S. I can haz one?)
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» via whitewhine“I can’t focus on Regis’ farewell…”
Santacon NoPdxAnticon is December 3!
Oh, Portlandia. You’re ADORABLE.
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» via animalstalkinginallcapsTHERE’S A DEAD BODY IN THE GARAGE? HOW WEIRD! WELL, YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WANDERING AROUND AND DYING AND STUFF! NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, THAT’S FOR SURE! NO MA’AM! I’VE JUST BEEN IN HERE READING ALL DAY! ANYHOW, HOW ABOUT THIS WEATHER, HUH? I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SNOWING BY NOW! RIGHT?
… AM I RIGHT?
Stuff that made me LOL on the streets of Berlin today, because UNNECESSARY ALL-CAPS and things that would make 12-year-old boys laugh apparently is my threshold for humor.
The world awaits her first sighting of something with the word FAHRT in it. I predict snort-laughing. (Why? Because that’s what I do. Every. Single. Time. Hello, I am 12.)
NEED
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I’d learn to drive if cars did this.
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You had us at Tom Selleck, waterfalls and sandwiches.
The whole velvet painting thing is just a cherry on the sundae of our mirth.
PHOTO / HOP A rabbit jumps over a hurdle at an obstacle course during the first European rabbit hopping championships in Wollerau, Switzerland. (Photo: Harold Cunningham / Getty Images via the Telegraph)
WHAT.
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This week’s patron saint.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS WENDY?
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